Customizable Scented Soy Candle — Authentic 50 Years of Not Giving a Damn (9 oz)
Light this candle and let a quiet, confident laugh fill the room.
The playful, slightly cheeky label celebrates a milestone the right way — no speeches, no sugar-coating, just honesty and humor. Poured into a simple glass jar with a clean-burning cotton wick, this 9oz soy candle offers 50–60 hours of steady glow and calm ambiance. When the candle’s finished, the jar is easy to reuse and fits effortlessly into everyday décor.
Choose from twelve curated scents, (list below for intentions) including warm Cinnamon Vanilla, cozy Christmas Warmth, crisp Apple Harvest, fresh Clean Cotton, oceanic Atlantis Whisper, or an Unscented option for pure atmosphere. Made in the USA with non-toxic, vegan soy wax, this candle is designed for someone who’s earned every year — and stopped apologizing for it.
A perfect gift for birthdays, milestones, or anyone proudly living life on their own terms.
Apple Harvest
Manifest: Abundance, Gratitude, Grounding, Seasonal Renewal
Cinnamon Vanilla
Manifest: Prosperity, Comfort, Passion, Consistent Energy
Clean Cotton
Manifest: Fresh Starts, Mental Clarity, Emotional Reset, Peace
Sea Salt + Orchid
Manifest: Emotional Balance, Flow, Feminine Power, Calm Strength
Atlantis Whisper
Manifest: Intuition, Mystery, Shadow Work, Inner Wisdom
Christmas Warmth
Manifest: Protection, Family Harmony, Ancestral Connection, Comfort
Coconut Cream + Cardamom
Manifest: Pleasure, Confidence, Sensual Abundance, Creative Flow
Peppered Passionfruit
Manifest: Motivation, Attraction, Bold Action, Desire
Unscented
Manifest: Pure Intention, Custom Rituals, Energy Sensitivity
White Sage + Lavender
Manifest: Cleansing, Protection, Peace, Spiritual Alignment
Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick
- Reusable 9oz glass jar — clean and repurpose as decor
- Burn time approximately 50–60 hours
- Choice of 12 scents (including Unscented) infused with natural essential oils
- ASTM-compliant safety; glossy permanent adhesive label
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
| 9oz | |
|---|---|
| Diameter, in | 2.80 |
| Height, in | 3.50 |
Eco-friendly and non-toxic
This scented candle is vegan, completely natural, and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
Reusable glass vessel
This candle comes in a glass vessel that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as decor
Apple Harvest scent
Scent profile includes a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood
Cinnamon Vanilla scent
Scent profile combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
Clean Cotton scent
Scent profile includes cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base
Sea Salt + Orchid scent
Scent profile includes sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base
Atlantis Whisper
Scent profile includes salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city's timeless allure
Christmas Warmth
Scent profile includes a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
Coconut Cream + Cardamom
Scent profile includes exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
Peppered Passionfruit
Scent profile includes vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
Unscented
Scent profile includes fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
White Sage + Lavender scent
Scent profile includes lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base
Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. .
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